Twice in the last six months: Visit the dentist when Violet has popcorn wedged painfully under tooth.
Last month: Trusty airpopper catches fire while popping corn. Bid farewell to beloved popper. We resort to microwave popcorn. (Yuck-o.)
Yesterday evening: Bag of microwave popcorn CATCHES FIRE while only having been popping for less than 2 minutes. Smoke billowing from the house, children army-crawling out doors, neighbors running into, what they fear, is a towering inferno to rescue me.
All is well, aside from the nauseating burnt popcorn smell. From the experiences listed above, I have learned a couple of valuable lessons. The first? The universe does not want us to eat popcorn. The other? Do not make microwave popcorn wearing nothing but a towel after a shower. The popcorn might catch fire, and your neighbor will run into your house to rescue you. Awkwardness will ensue.
Just don't do it.
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